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I asked him where the knives were He said "Vacuuming"

I asked him where the knives were He said

I asked him if we could have a cat he said let's just wait for a pocket whale

I asked him if we could have a cat he said let's just wait for a pocket whale  Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted to watch a dvd he said he shattered them all for his dragon sculpture

I asked if he wanted to watch a dvd he said he shattered them all for his dragon sculpture  Redditors Wife

all i wanted for christmas was an ipad he proposed to me instead

all i wanted for christmas was an ipad he proposed to me instead  Redditors Wife

I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said "me too"

I said I was leaving him for ridiculously photogenic guy He said

I asked him what he wanted for his 40th birthday He said a divorce and a burgundy blazer.

I asked him what he wanted for his 40th birthday He said a divorce and a burgundy blazer.  Redditors Wife

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later  Redditors Wife

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce  Redditors Wife

i asked him to come to bed "after i finish admiring the desktop background"

i asked him to come to bed

I asked him to have sex with me says he has to masturbate first to see if it's still a good idea.

I asked him to have sex with me says he has to masturbate first to see if it's still a good idea.  Redditors Wife
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