Scumbag Brain

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Remember that great idea you had? I don't

Remember that great idea you had? I don't  Scumbag Brain

Completely Over Your Ex? Here's a Sex Dream!

Completely Over Your Ex? Here's a Sex Dream!   Scumbag Brain

Waiting for the train? Lets imagine jumping infront of it as it comes by

Waiting for the train? Lets imagine jumping infront of it as it comes by  Scumbag Brain

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

"hey you know those 1,000s of words in your vocabulary?" "here's 5 of them."

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.

Oh, class is ending? I'll make sure the erection is ready.   Scumbag Brain

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that song you hate? Let me sing it for you all day

Hey, you know that song you hate? Let me sing it for you all day   Scumbag Brain

Desperately needs to study for finals creates this instead and obsessively checks it for the next five hours

Desperately needs to study for finals   creates this instead and obsessively checks it for the next five hours   Scumbag Brain
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