Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Try to take keys away from a drunk at a party He's mormon, sober and walks like that because of Muscular Dystrophy.

Try to take keys away from a drunk at a party He's mormon, sober and walks like that because of Muscular Dystrophy.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First date with a girl ex is our waitress

First date with a girl ex is our waitress  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey let me show you this funny video on youtube Types in youporn and hits enter

Hey let me show you this funny video on youtube Types in youporn and hits enter  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't have any bad exes Because i've never had a girlfriend

Doesn't have any bad exes Because i've never had a girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl tells me she had a sex dream about me in her dream i was gay getting blown by another dude

girl tells me she had a sex dream about me in her dream i was gay getting blown by another dude  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life

Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask girl on date, she answers "why not?" Actually gives her a valid reason not to go

Ask girl on date, she answers

Hot girl i have a crush on asks me to do something tonight invites her over to watch jeopardy with my mom

Hot girl i have a crush on asks me to do something tonight invites her over to watch jeopardy with my mom   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

enrolls in beginners yoga class to meet girls rips 130 decibel fart as class assumes first pose

enrolls in beginners yoga class to meet girls rips 130 decibel fart as class assumes first pose  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin