Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for cute classmate who is a little too far away Causes her to hurry, trip, and twist her ankle

Holds door open for cute classmate who is a little too far away Causes her to hurry, trip, and twist her ankle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Puts wedding ring into girlfriends food at romantic dinner she doesn't notice it and bites onto it and her teeth shatters.

Puts wedding ring into girlfriends food at romantic dinner she doesn't notice it and bites onto it and her teeth shatters.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.

Girl admits she likes me We talk about it and she decides she doesn't.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally get the courage to delete my Ex Girlfriend's phone number Accidentally hit call

Finally get the courage to delete my Ex Girlfriend's phone number Accidentally hit call
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tickles my feet Accidentally kick her in the face

Girl tickles my feet Accidentally kick her in the face   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner

Girl invites me into her apartment on first date have loud and uncontrollable diarrhea in her bathroom after sushi dinner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a "man"

Incredibly attractive woman friend takes her clothes off in front of me Because I'm so far in the friendzone she doesn't view me as a

Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob

Having a good conversation with hot chick outside bar, whip out wallet to show her something Suprise condom flies out and lands on her boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin